Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: How to Party Like a Wildcat
NOTE: According to the Illinois Liquor Control Act of 1934, no person under the age of 21 years old may purchase, drink or possess any alcoholic beverage. Therefore, I would like to ask anyone under 21...
View ArticleTranslating Northwestern Listserv and Group Posts
If you go to Northwestern University, you are undoubtedly subscribed to a number of listservs and are identified as a member of many Northwestern-themed groups. Every day, you’re flooded with numerous...
View Article50 Shades of Purple, Chapter Two: The Battle for the Keg
“At first I was like, ‘You know, it might not be such a great idea to go skinny dipping in the Amazon with a bottle of Patron and the entire San Diego Chargers Charger Girls squad,’ but then I was just...
View Article9 Reasons Going to the Movies Alone is Actually Super Rad
While I fully appreciate the convenience of Netflix, Hulu, and Comcast On Demand, I usually prefer to see movies in the theater. A trip to the theater is an event. Movie theaters provide a change in...
View Article30 More Things That Go Through The Mind Of Every Northwestern Student...
Because 33 things that go through the mind of every Northwestern student (almost) every day just wasn’t enough. 1) OF ALL THE GIN JOINTS IN ALL THE WORLD WHY DID TISDAHL HAVE TO SHUT DOWN MINE. 2) No...
View Article7 Other Positions ASG Failed to Confirm
In the wake of a heated Associated Student Government Senate meeting last Wednesday night, ASG President Ani Ajith is scrambling to fill numerous vacancies for cabinet positions left unconfirmed...
View ArticleSherman Ave Freshman Guide: Living in Bobb
HEY PARTY PEOPLE! For all the Wildkittens lucky enough to see “Bobb” or “McCulloch” on their housing assignment: congratulations and welcum to the good life. Every freshman experiences a whirlwind of...
View ArticleSherman Ave Freshman Guide: A&O Blowout
This Friday, A&O (which stands for something, but literally no one knows what) is hosting a concert featuring a black musical act preceded by a white musical act that guy from Community, and some...
View ArticleErmahgerd Recruitment: Your guide to translating and understanding Sorority Rush
Sorority recruitment is very chaotic. Sometimes it’s difficult to see clearly through the thick pink cloud of estrogen, and it can be hard to hear over the dull roar of WHAT’S YOUR WINTER BREAK WHAT...
View ArticleNine Signs you DEFINITELY Go to Northwestern
Make sure to check your friends for these telltale signs to be sure they go to Northwestern.
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